“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
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229438ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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